me: "That's shampoo."
@agw: "poop"
me: "shampoo"
@agw: "shampoop"
me: "shampoo"
@agw: "shampoo"

Why call it "kiln-dried lumber" when you could call it baked beams

It is unwise to become sentimental about uneaten leftovers.

Nobody knows what I do and when I try to explain it I either dumb it out down too much or not enough and either way I end up sounding like an ass.

Being an adult is mostly just going to bed when you don't want to and also waking up when you don't want to.

Tech folks - pay attention to your user interface. Nobody cares that the caller ID says "VoIP Caller." I didn't need to know that. Most people don't know what "VoIP" means.

Electric F-150 "Lightning." I love that they're finally offering an electric version of this vehicle soon. Great for the planet.

That being said, I'm still waiting for the CyberTruck. People say traditional trucks are "tried and true," and that they "know what people want." BS. They know what people are *familiar with*, because that's the only choice they've ever had for a truck. Ugly and boring.

The CyberTruck looks different and I'm sure its specs will be great for doing "truck things."

@Clifford 'Round these parts they want the bathroom outlets on their own circuit. And they also wanted an outlet in the connected utility closet to be GFCI as well.

you're thinking of linux's monster. linux is the programmer's name

If Apple made Tesla's latest fastest car, it would be called the iPlaid.

"we didn't start the fire" is literally a song about boomers refusing to take responsibility for the state of the world

@danarel I use Netfliy myself. They have a free tier that I use to do just that (well, with hugo, but the same idea).

Working remote or remotely working, amirite?

Perfectly sunny day yesterday. Got 65 kWh out of the solar array. Previous days, not so much.

258 EB in the last 24 hours? That's almost 24 million Gbps! I mean, my fiber is fast but...

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