me: cubed ice, please.
fridge: no, crushed.
me: cubed.
fridge: crushed.
me: ...
fridge: crushed
me: (sigh) crushed
@alex All I need now is some Hill Street Blues and it's a party.
Making yogurt is like using a git repo. Each new item is based on the last and there's always some kind of evolution going on.
@agw is in hour four of his afternoon nap....
I just spent way too long troubleshooting an HDMI connection only to finally notice that the cable was directional. Sheesh.
@jonn Yeah, I tried to use their website contact form and it's broken, too. Double sigh.
@jonn A retail chain chicken sandwich food establishment. Don't know what they use on the backend.
I had to manually encode the recipient delimiter "+" to "%2B" in a password reset email link because my hunch was the server didn't know how to parse it correctly. I was right. Sigh.
The president needs to answer for treason.
Commit a crime in the service of the president? No problem! He'll pardon you on his way out. Worried about being convicted in the future? He's got you covered. Make sure to stay on his good side and you'll be in the good ol' corrupt boys club forever.
@jonn Hi Jonn! Nice to meet you. I don't recall any IP banning processes, I think my server process just got stuck. Also, my failure monitoring failed to monitor that correctly, so I'm going to have to fix that.
HTTP(S) should be back up now -- but you can mirror the whole thing via IPFS if you'd prefer. The latest CID is QmTCYa7RA93p4yaBegocLBa56h4mtMwsiqDiDe7BYzoKmh. You can pin it recursively on a local machine and it will get all of my content, *if* IPFS works correctly.
This administration shows its true holiday spirit by rushing to execute prisoners before the new administration comes in.
Very funny. Intel's PCI ID is 0x8086.
Phil Rosenberg-Watt
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People who pull down their mask in public to cough... you do know why you're wearing it right? 🙄
It sucks when someone types their password into chat in an all-hands staff meeting with 160+ people in it.
There's no redact/delete function in Zoom chat.
Great. Now that that's over, can we please stop electing old white men? He will be the oldest *by far*. If he gets a 2nd term, he will leave office at the age of 86!
@aaronpk Sometimes I do the same with real-life conversations.
