Toddler thinking:
wife: "What's the treat bag?"
me: "A pencil, fake vampire teeth, some candy, and a choking hazard (a small rubber ball)."
@agw: "I want to choke on it."
me: "No."
@agw: "I want to choke on it!"
me: "Kid, I was making a joke."

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